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"Did I mention that I'm an incurable prankster?"
Oh little woman Aang how I love you so
"Holy strawberries Batman! We're in a jam!"
I'm keeping this. (IOW, favorite.)
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Just say no to cannibalism. Friends don't let friends eat friends.
~Jeff Stilson
Very well drawn
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I ship;
Every couple that has a good story for their love.
And your drawing is so cute, I love the background, it's so detailed, simple, but detailed! The perspective makes me veerrryyy jealous, lol. Just...OMG. Plus the whole livign as vigilantes thing...I don't know how this scene could get any better. X3
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Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.
The little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery.
And the Zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy.
And when the gun goes off, it sparks and you're ready for surgery.
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Founder of the Anti-Maiko Coalition
Well they'll make her fatter, anyways...
I love this, it's just such a hilarious scene. xD
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By the way, niiiiice. What home is complete without your wanted posters tacked up on the wall?
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I get bored with these really quick...
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My common sense tells me to listen to my muse; my muse tells me to disregard my common sense.
(jaja, sorry my english its bad very bad)
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.-Un dibujo dice mas ke mil palabras....Mil palabras no se comparan con un dibujo....-
.-La vida, es un dibujo,. Con cada accion trazamos una linea. Y ya al final termina con nuestra firma.-
i love the ninja onesies idea. its so creative.
painted lady katara + blue spirit zuko = tea drinking ninja babies
poor zuko, he's been scarred for life...again.
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"Simmer down ladies. Relax as I bathe you in my dulcet tones and make sweet love to the English language." [link]
-X-
Q:Would you be a vampire or werewolf?
A:Knowing me, the human killed in the 1st 5 mins.
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